Why are Republicans dressing like cartoon supervillains?
After President Joe Biden's State of the Union address on Tuesday, it was generally agreed across the media that Joe from Scranton had won the evening by masterfully baiting Republicans into showing their asses. The second star of the night, however, was also indisputable: The brilliantly white wool coat with an alpaca fur trim that had the misfortune of being draped over the body of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga.
Look, it was a lovely coat, but its proximity to such a repulsive person created an unmistakable air of comic book supervillainy. It served as a stark reminder that, despite her classless and illiterate demeanor, Greene is actually a wealthy heiress who spent her pre-political life as a woman of leisure. She got compared to a Stephen King monster, a gangster's wife in a mob movie, and, of course, a campy Disney villain.
Alas, even though Greene made the unusual choice of wearing a coat inside, all too many folks assumed she must not know how she looked. "Why is she wearing a white fur coat to the State of the Union address?" Seth Meyers asked on his late night comedy show. He went on to compare her to "a Long Island dance mom about to get her final warning."
But, of course, it's wiser to assume that Greene knew exactly how she looked. Moreover, her ridiculously out-of-place outfit did exactly what it was meant to do: Get her photo on the front of every newspaper and website imaginable. Aso intentional: Drawing scorn from people like Meyers, which she can then repackage as "proof" that she's a victim of the "coastal elite," defined not by money, which she has plenty of, but the fact that they know the difference between the Nazi police and cold tomato soup. Above all else, she wanted to look the part of the villain. Far from being people who are unaware they're the baddies, the MAGA movement is about glorying in their own self-image as political scoundrels.
Greene is far from the only one. Despite their hatred of actual drag queens, the modern GOP has a robust interest in using costumes to create fantasy versions of themselves — and almost always, that fantasy is of someone who is a proud scalawag. The current trend of Republicans dressing like Batman villains can be traced back to dirty trickster and shameless Nixon fan Roger Stone. For instance, he dressed like the antagonist of a Charles Dickens novel for Donald Trump's inauguration.
Trump is more married to his badly fitting suits than he ever has been to one of his wives. However, the White House staff understood the value of sinister costuming choices and used the body of Melania Trump to often send a message of cackling evil.
Since then, the Bond villain method of self-expression has started to really spread through the GOP. Rep. George Santos of New York has a background as a drag queen, but the current fantasy he's serving is "malevolent prep school student in an 80s movie." (Are those even prescription glasses?) After successfully evading an FBI investigation for sex trafficking of minors, Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida's hair only seemed to grow taller, turning him into a dead ringer for Cesar Romero's version of The Joker. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida, whose fabricated background is drawing Santos comparisons, favors dramatic makeup paired with shiny menswear that looks very much like a cheap knockoff of Annie Lennox's dominatrix stylings in the "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" video.
If this was "RuPaul's Drag Race" and the category was "Sinister Visions," most of these folks would be strong competitors. But they are politicians in D.C., a town where a lot of people deliberately dress terribly so that the voters keep buying the humble-servant-of-the-people routine. For Republicans, especially, looking too stylish has always been a dangerous proposition. Vanity is associated with femininity, and "feminine" is the worst thing you can be in GOP land. Even the women tend to dress more like church ladies than people with real money (which they usually are), lest someone accuse them of having airs.
But MAGA is not interested in the traditional false humility of American politicians. It's a movement dedicated to the darkest desires of American right-wingers. It's about dispensing entirely with pretensions of morality and giving themselves permission to be proud villains. Trump, of course, started things by bragging about how good he is at getting away with crime, from sexual assault to tax fraud. He was backed by an online army of trolls with Pepe-the-frog avatars, who relished their newfound freedom to use politics as cover to harass and abuse people.
By the time the pandemic rolled around, Republicans were so caught up in their Trump-era self-image as vainglorious evildoers that they didn't even hesitate to reject masks, vaccines, or any measures to save human lives. Basic decency has been redefined as being "woke." People like Kyle Rittenhouse and Alex Jones are held up as heroes. One of their most popular pundits is a guy who calls himself "Cat Turd." More Republicans look the part of cartoon villains because that's what they've turned themselves into.
To a certain degree, I get it. Playing the part of the villain can be thrilling. I've long been a fan of goth and punk fashion, both of which get their glamour through transgression. The bad guys in movies are often way more fun than the heroes, from Ursula in "The Little Mermaid" to the characters in pretty much every Martin Scorcese film. The Satanic imagery in Sam Smith and Kim Petras's Grammys performance drew fake outrage from the right, but most people watching it had a good time with the playful blasphemies. Even a shiny good girl like Taylor Swift likes to play at being bad occasionally.
The problem with Republicans, of course, is they aren't actually playing. Their goals are straight evil, from forced childbirth to turning away political refugees to slashing the retirement benefits of seniors to decimating health care. What's shifted in the past few years is a willingness of GOP leaders to wink knowingly about the immorality of their own views. Sure, there's still plenty of effort put into pretending that they want to do heinous things for good reasons. So we still have to sit through disingenuous conservatives feigning "pro-life" reasons for abortion bans, for instance. But, led by shameless criminals like Trump, there's just a lot more trollish approach on the right, one that treats evil like it's just an impish good time. Once "triggering the liberals" became the main political goal, gleeful wickedness became inevitable. Of course, many of them want the costuming to match their self-congratulatory attitude about being the worst.
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The white male privilege scam
After the dramatic arrest of former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried in Bermuda on Monday night, the Department of Justice laid out a series of fraud charges against him for allegedly running a massive cryptocurrency scam. It makes for some dry reading material: Wire fraud, misleading investors, violating campaign finance laws. Less dry, however, are the details of how Bankman-Fried was living on his alleged ill-gotten gains. As Fortune reported last month, the shorts-and-T-shirt enthusiast who claimed he was "not that much of a consumer" resided in a $30 million penthouse in a Bahamian community that offers such amenities as "an 18-hole golf course designed by Ernie Els, a 71-slip mega yacht marina and eleven closed-to-the-public restaurants."
That's pretty sweet for a guy who wanted his fans to believe he didn't take showers and mostly slept in a beanbag at the office.
Reams of pixels have been shed in dissecting how Bankman-Fried purportedly told endless lies to reporters, investors and random audience members at TED Talk-style events, so we shall not recount that here. What's more important is that despite all the massive hype — and the eye-rollingly earnest Super Bowl commercials starring Matt Damon — there have been plenty of people all the way along trying to expose not just Bankman-Fried but the entire world of cryptocurrency as the scam it is. For the most part, they've been ignored.
This has been incredibly frustrating for the skeptics, because it really should have been obvious that crypto is silly nonsense. It's fake money propped up not by a government with a central bank, but by, uh, a bunch of interlocked computers. Even the assets that have been linked to crypto, in order to create a semblance of real-world value — such as NFTs — are meaningless crap, one laptop tumble into a bathtub away from getting destroyed. Yet billions of dollars keep getting dumped into this scam, over and over, despite the endless cycle of scandals and crashes that remind us on the regular that this is bad business.
How do they keep scamming people? James Block, who runs the crypto-skeptical newsletter Dirty Bubble Media, told the Atlantic that part of it is just about that old scammer trick, made-up jargon: "Crypto hides behind all this complexity, and people hear words like blockchain and get confused. You hear about decentralized networks and mining, and it sounds complicated."
Which is all true, but also, I can't help adding that if a bunch of women or people of color started talking like that, they'd be laughed into oblivion without netting a cent. Technobabble sounds convincing — to some folks, anyway — only when it comes from people who fit the stereotype of the "computer genius" that has been built up over the past few decades: White, male and slovenly.
The hoodies-and-shorts "computer guy" uniform should be understood as "slob drag," and is just as much a costume as the high-femme presentation of Kim Kardashian or the high camp of Billy Porter showing up at the Met Gala draped in golden fabrics. It's an overt signal that the slob is actually a "genius" who spends too much time doing brilliant stuff in his head to care about how he looks.
But it's also about signaling white male privilege: the idea that this person is so high up the hierarchy that he need not care what others think of his looks. It's a privilege not available to anyone else. Even Theranos scammer Elizabeth Holmes, despite explicitly modeling her look on Steve Jobs, knew well enough to wear makeup and keep her clothes and hair neat and clean. Sloppy women don't look like "geniuses," just slobs.
What especially telling about Bankman-Fried is how he used high-minded language about "effective altruism" and donations to the Democratic Party to purchase a kind of trust. The fantasy of the white male savior still holds a lot of sway. One can easily see how this might appeal to well-heeled "moderates" who don't want to be associated with the Republicans — a party of bigots led by a half-literate sociopath — but would also prefer not to confront deeper questions about whether real social justice might mean redistributing more power to people who aren't rich white men. It's still more comfortable to tell a story about how the rich white guys will take care of everyone else, if we just get out of their way while they make even more money.
Of course, all of this turned out to be nonsense in Bankman-Fried's case, and not just because of the expensive real estate. He has admitted that he also gave plenty of money to Republicans under the table, because he knew that his highly profitable image of benevolence might be damaged if those donations became public. If you dig even deeper into the discourse around "effective altruism," things get even hairier. As Rebecca Watson of Skepchick pointed out in a recent video, the language of "optimizing" and "maximizing" humanity, especially when tied to the implicit assumption of white male genius, is a short leap away from arguing for eugenics. As she notes, a lot of these youthful zillionaires "also believe that their wealth and success and apparent intelligence are coded in their genes," leading them to conclude that it's their moral duty to outbreed supposedly lesser beings.
Indeed, Caroline Ellison, Bankman-Fried's close associate who used her company as cover for some of FTX's shady business deals, allegedly has a blog on Tumblr that alluded to exactly these beliefs. She reportedly wrote at length about her interest in "human biodiversity," which is white supremacist code for the idea that some races are "naturally" more intelligent than others. This blog also approvingly quoted a user who wrote, "I breathe a sigh of relief every time someone makes a racist joke or mocks social justice, because it means I'm in a safe space."
Bankman-Fried's legal troubles are playing out alongside the ongoing headline-hogging by Elon Musk, another white-guy billionaire who has coasted on racialized assumptions of his "genius" and a collective credulity toward his assertions of good intentions. Musk has also, unsurprisingly, has played a major and self-serving role in propping up the crypto illusion. As Emily Parker wrote in the Washington Post last year, Musk has a habit of manipulating crypto markets, by driving his legions of fanboys to buy or sell on command:
Cryptocurrency is sold to gullible investors by exploiting cynicism about existing banking systems and government regulators, which is plenty understandable after the 2008 crash. But while congratulating their marks for supposedly being smart enough to see through the faulty "full faith and credit" of the U.S. government, crypto hucksters appeal to an even shakier basis for faith: White male privilege. Their audiences trust that a young white guy who eschews clean clothes and decent haircuts must be a genius who's ready to show you the secret path to endless wealth.
All this certainly makes the marks of the cryptocurrency crash more difficult to sympathize with, but still, we should be concerned. The amount of money being lost to these scams will have shock effects well beyond the wallets of the suckers who keep on trading real money for the fake kind. Ideally, people would just get over the fantasy of the white male genius savior already. But that's unlikely to happen soon. So here's hoping that Bankman-Fried's arrest at least leads to some real movement toward regulating these shameless grifters out of existence.